/* $SADTENEV | crying at 3:01 AM since Jan 28, 2021 */
@font-face{font-family:"Anton";src:url("../fonts/Anton.woff2") format("woff2");font-display:swap}
@font-face{font-family:"Patrick Hand";src:url("../fonts/PatrickHand.woff2") format("woff2");font-display:swap}

:root{
  --wall:#CEE659;      /* his wallpaper */
  --olive:#6B7927;     /* wallpaper print */
  --olive-dark:#48521A;
  --ink:#000;
  --screen:#EEFCFE;    /* monitor glow */
  --red:#E75448;       /* the candle */
  --green:#74CD6D;
  --tape:#A0A3A7;
  --desk:#867C67;
  --bezel:#3A3D40;
  --night:#2A311E;     /* 3:01 AM */
  --led:#FF4A3D;
  --display:"Anton",Impact,"Arial Narrow Bold",sans-serif;
  --hand:"Patrick Hand","Comic Sans MS","Chalkboard SE",cursive;
  --pad:clamp(16px,4vw,48px);
  --max:1280px;
}
*,*::before,*::after{box-sizing:border-box}
html{font-size:125%;scroll-behavior:smooth;-webkit-text-size-adjust:100%}
@media (prefers-reduced-motion:reduce){html{scroll-behavior:auto}}
body{margin:0;font-family:var(--hand);font-size:1rem;line-height:1.35;color:var(--ink);background:var(--night);-webkit-font-smoothing:antialiased;overflow-x:hidden}
img{display:block;max-width:100%}
a{color:inherit}
p{margin:0}
.sr-only{position:absolute;width:1px;height:1px;padding:0;margin:-1px;overflow:hidden;clip:rect(0 0 0 0);white-space:nowrap;border:0}
:focus-visible{outline:4px dashed var(--ink);outline-offset:4px}
.night :focus-visible,.ticker :focus-visible{outline-color:var(--wall)}

/* meme caption lettering */
.caption{font-family:var(--display);font-weight:400;text-transform:uppercase;color:#fff;-webkit-text-stroke:.08em var(--ink);paint-order:stroke fill;text-shadow:.055em .055em 0 var(--ink);letter-spacing:.01em}

/* ---------- LED ticker ---------- */
.ticker{background:var(--ink);color:var(--led);overflow:hidden;border-bottom:4px solid var(--ink);position:relative}
.ticker__track{display:flex;width:max-content;animation:tape 48s linear infinite}
.ticker:hover .ticker__track{animation-play-state:paused}
.ticker__run{display:flex;gap:2.4rem;padding:.42rem 1.2rem .38rem;margin:0;list-style:none;font-family:var(--display);font-size:.9rem;letter-spacing:.06em;text-transform:uppercase;white-space:nowrap;text-shadow:0 0 6px rgba(255,74,61,.65)}
.ticker .up{color:var(--green);text-shadow:0 0 6px rgba(116,205,109,.7)}
.ticker .dn{color:var(--led)}
.ticker .dim{color:#ffb3ab}
@keyframes tape{to{transform:translateX(-50%)}}
@media (prefers-reduced-motion:reduce){.ticker__track{animation:none}}

/* ---------- wall ---------- */
.wall{background-color:var(--wall);background-image:url("data:image/svg+xml,%3Csvg xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2000/svg' width='150' height='150'%3E%3Cg fill='%236B7927' fill-opacity='.2'%3E%3Cpath transform='rotate(-24 38 44)' d='M38 18c9 13 15 22 15 30a15 15 0 0 1-30 0c0-8 6-17 15-30z'/%3E%3Cpath transform='rotate(-24 113 119)' d='M113 93c9 13 15 22 15 30a15 15 0 0 1-30 0c0-8 6-17 15-30z'/%3E%3C/g%3E%3C/svg%3E");background-size:150px 150px;overflow-x:clip}

/* ---------- nav ---------- */
.nav{max-width:var(--max);margin:0 auto;padding:14px var(--pad);display:flex;align-items:center;gap:1.4rem}
.brand{display:flex;align-items:center;gap:.6rem;text-decoration:none;margin-right:auto}
.brand img{width:52px;height:52px;border-radius:50%;border:4px solid var(--ink);background:#fff;object-fit:cover}
.brand span{font-family:var(--display);font-size:1.333rem;letter-spacing:.02em}
.nav__links{display:flex;gap:1.4rem;list-style:none;margin:0;padding:0;font-size:1.1rem}
.nav__links a{text-decoration:none;background:linear-gradient(var(--ink),var(--ink)) 0 100%/0 3px no-repeat;transition:background-size .2s}
.nav__links a:hover{background-size:100% 3px}
@media (max-width:760px){.nav__links{display:none}}

/* ---------- buttons ---------- */
.btn{font-family:var(--display);font-weight:400;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.03em;font-size:1rem;line-height:1;color:var(--ink);background:#fff;border:4px solid var(--ink);border-radius:10px;padding:.62em 1em .56em;box-shadow:5px 5px 0 var(--ink);cursor:pointer;text-decoration:none;display:inline-flex;align-items:center;gap:.45em;transition:transform .07s,box-shadow .07s}
.btn:hover{background:var(--wall)}
.btn:active{transform:translate(4px,4px);box-shadow:1px 1px 0 var(--ink)}
.btn--lime{background:var(--wall)}
.btn--lime:hover{background:#fff}
.btn svg{width:1em;height:1em}
.btn{white-space:nowrap}
@media (max-width:420px){.hide-sm{display:none}}
.btn[aria-disabled="true"]{opacity:.9}

/* ---------- hero ---------- */
.hero{max-width:var(--max);margin:0 auto;padding:clamp(4px,1.5vw,20px) var(--pad) clamp(64px,9vw,120px);display:grid;grid-template-columns:repeat(12,minmax(0,1fr));column-gap:clamp(12px,2vw,28px);align-items:start}
.hero__word{grid-column:1/9;grid-row:1;position:relative;z-index:3;margin:0;font-size:clamp(5.4rem,15vw,12.4rem);line-height:.84;display:flex;flex-direction:column;pointer-events:none}
.hero__word span{display:block}
.tear{display:inline-block;width:.2em;height:.28em;margin-left:.06em;vertical-align:.52em;overflow:visible}
.hero__art{grid-column:6/13;grid-row:1/3;margin:clamp(3.2rem,7.5vw,6.6rem) 0 0;position:relative;transform:rotate(1.4deg);border:5px solid var(--ink);background:#fff;box-shadow:12px 12px 0 var(--ink);border-radius:3px}
.hero__art img{width:100%;height:auto;aspect-ratio:1182/1188}
.tape{position:absolute;width:150px;height:auto;pointer-events:none;overflow:visible}
.hero__art .tape--a{top:-22px;left:-44px;transform:rotate(-34deg)}
.hero__art .tape--b{top:-18px;right:-40px;transform:rotate(30deg)}
.hero__art .tape--c{bottom:-20px;right:18%;width:120px;transform:rotate(-8deg)}
.hero__copy{grid-column:1/6;grid-row:2;margin-top:clamp(1.2rem,2.4vw,2.2rem);display:flex;flex-direction:column;gap:1.15rem;max-width:30rem;position:relative;z-index:2}
.hero__sub{font-size:clamp(1.6rem,2.6vw,1.95rem);line-height:1.08;text-wrap:balance}
.hero__meta{font-size:1.1rem}

.ca{display:flex;align-items:stretch;border:4px solid var(--ink);border-radius:10px;background:#fff;box-shadow:5px 5px 0 var(--ink);overflow:hidden;min-height:58px}
.ca__tag{background:var(--ink);color:var(--wall);font-family:var(--display);font-size:1.15rem;letter-spacing:.04em;padding:0 .7em;display:flex;align-items:center}
.ca__value{flex:1;min-width:0;display:flex;align-items:center;padding:0 .8em;font-size:1.3rem;white-space:nowrap;overflow:hidden}
.ca__value.is-live{font-family:var(--display);font-size:1.05rem;letter-spacing:.04em}
.ca__value.is-soon::after{content:"";flex:none;width:.45em;height:1em;background:var(--ink);margin-left:.3em;animation:blink 1.1s steps(1) infinite}
@keyframes blink{50%{opacity:0}}
@media (prefers-reduced-motion:reduce){.ca__value.is-soon::after{animation:none}}
.ca__copy{border:0;border-left:4px solid var(--ink);background:var(--wall);font-family:var(--display);font-size:1rem;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;padding:0 1.05em;cursor:pointer;color:var(--ink)}
.ca__copy:hover{background:#fff}
.ca__copy[aria-disabled="true"]{background:#E4E5E6;color:#4d4f52}

.buywrap{position:relative}
.buy{width:100%;font-family:var(--display);font-weight:400;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.03em;font-size:clamp(1.9rem,3.3vw,2.6rem);line-height:1;padding:.42em .5em .36em;border:5px solid var(--ink);border-radius:14px;background:var(--tape);color:#55585b;box-shadow:7px 7px 0 var(--ink);cursor:pointer;transition:transform .07s,box-shadow .07s,background .2s}
.buy:active{transform:translate(5px,5px);box-shadow:2px 2px 0 var(--ink)}
.buy.is-live{background:var(--green);color:var(--ink)}
.buy.is-live:hover{background:var(--wall)}
.buywrap .tape--buy{left:24%;top:50%;width:clamp(120px,32%,150px);transform:translate(-50%,-50%) rotate(-62deg);filter:drop-shadow(3px 4px 0 rgba(0,0,0,.3))}
.buywrap.is-nope{animation:nope .42s}
@keyframes nope{20%{transform:translateX(-9px) rotate(-1deg)}40%{transform:translateX(8px) rotate(1deg)}60%{transform:translateX(-5px)}80%{transform:translateX(4px)}}
.tape--buy.is-peeled{animation:peel .6s cubic-bezier(.5,-.3,.7,.4) forwards}
@keyframes peel{from{transform:translate(-50%,-50%) rotate(-62deg)}to{transform:translate(40%,-230%) rotate(10deg) scale(.85);opacity:0}}

/* the one loud moment: page load */
@media (prefers-reduced-motion:no-preference){
  .js .hero__word{animation:thud .6s cubic-bezier(.2,1.5,.4,1) both}
  .js .hero__art{animation:drop .75s .1s cubic-bezier(.2,1.3,.4,1) both}
  .js .tape--buy:not(.is-peeled){animation:slap .45s .8s cubic-bezier(.3,1.6,.5,1) both}
  .js .tear{animation:drip 1s 1.25s cubic-bezier(.5,0,.8,.6) both}
}
@keyframes thud{from{transform:scale(1.2) translateY(-5%);opacity:0}to{transform:none;opacity:1}}
@keyframes drop{from{transform:translateY(-44px) rotate(-5deg);opacity:0}to{transform:rotate(1.4deg);opacity:1}}
@keyframes slap{from{transform:translate(-50%,-50%) rotate(-95deg) scale(2);opacity:0}to{transform:translate(-50%,-50%) rotate(-62deg) scale(1);opacity:1}}
@keyframes drip{from{transform:translateY(-.35em) scale(.3);opacity:0}to{transform:none;opacity:1}}

@media (max-width:900px){
  .hero{grid-template-columns:minmax(0,1fr);padding-bottom:24px}
  .hero__word{grid-column:1;grid-row:1;font-size:clamp(5rem,37vw,10rem)}
  .hero__art{grid-column:1;grid-row:2;margin:2.6rem 10px 0 4px}
  .hero__copy{grid-column:1;grid-row:3;max-width:none;margin-top:2.6rem}
  .hero__art .tape--a{left:-30px;width:120px}
  .hero__art .tape--b{right:-26px;width:120px}
}

/* ---------- sections ---------- */
.section{max-width:var(--max);margin:0 auto;padding:clamp(64px,9vw,120px) var(--pad)}
.h2{font-size:clamp(2.8rem,6.6vw,5.2rem);line-height:.92;margin:0 0 .22em;text-wrap:balance}
.lede{font-size:1.25rem;max-width:36rem;margin-bottom:clamp(28px,4vw,48px);text-wrap:pretty}

/* ---------- lore: the monitor ---------- */
.lore{padding-bottom:0}
.monitor{background:var(--bezel);border:5px solid var(--ink);border-radius:24px;padding:clamp(10px,2vw,24px);box-shadow:12px 12px 0 var(--ink);position:relative;z-index:1}
.monitor::after{content:"";position:absolute;right:clamp(18px,3vw,40px);bottom:clamp(3px,.6vw,8px);width:10px;height:10px;border-radius:50%;background:var(--green);box-shadow:0 0 8px var(--green)}
.screen{background:var(--screen);border:4px solid var(--ink);border-radius:8px;display:grid;grid-template-columns:minmax(0,1.55fr) minmax(0,1fr)}
.screen__bar{grid-column:1/-1;display:flex;flex-wrap:wrap;justify-content:space-between;align-items:baseline;column-gap:1rem;padding:.55rem 1.1rem .45rem;border-bottom:4px solid var(--ink)}
.screen__pair{font-family:var(--display);font-size:clamp(1.3rem,2.2vw,1.8rem);letter-spacing:.02em;white-space:nowrap}
.screen__hint{font-size:1.05rem}
.chart{display:block;width:100%;height:auto;padding:1rem .6rem .4rem}
.chart .grid{stroke:#C9DEE1;stroke-width:2;stroke-dasharray:6 8}
.chart .cndl{cursor:pointer;outline:none}
.chart .hit{fill:transparent}
.chart .body{stroke:var(--ink);stroke-width:4;transition:stroke-width .15s}
.chart .wick{stroke:var(--ink);stroke-width:4;stroke-linecap:round}
.chart .lbl{font-family:var(--hand);font-size:19px;fill:var(--ink);text-anchor:middle}
.chart .cndl:hover .body{stroke-width:6}
.chart .cndl.is-on .body{stroke-width:7}
.chart .cndl.is-on .lbl{font-weight:700;text-decoration:underline}
.chart .cndl:focus-visible .hit{stroke:var(--ink);stroke-width:3;stroke-dasharray:8 6}
.chart .soon{fill:#fff;stroke-dasharray:10 7}
.chart .q{font-family:var(--display);font-size:44px;text-anchor:middle;fill:var(--ink);pointer-events:none}
.chart .marker{transition:transform .35s cubic-bezier(.2,1.4,.4,1)}
@media (prefers-reduced-motion:reduce){.chart .marker{transition:none}}
.detail{border-left:4px solid var(--ink);padding:clamp(16px,2.2vw,28px);display:flex;flex-direction:column;gap:.3rem;min-height:100%}
.detail__date{font-size:1.15rem;color:var(--olive-dark)}
.detail__title{font-family:var(--display);font-weight:400;text-transform:uppercase;font-size:clamp(2.1rem,3.4vw,2.9rem);line-height:.95;margin:.05em 0 .3em}
.detail__body{font-size:1.22rem;line-height:1.32;max-width:32ch}
.detail__nav{margin-top:auto;padding-top:1.2rem;display:flex;gap:.8rem}
.stand{width:clamp(90px,16%,190px);height:clamp(48px,6vw,78px);margin:0 auto;background:var(--bezel);border:5px solid var(--ink);border-top:0;border-bottom:0}
.stand-base{width:clamp(180px,34%,420px);height:22px;margin:0 auto;background:var(--bezel);border:5px solid var(--ink);border-bottom:0;border-radius:10px 10px 0 0}
@media (max-width:900px){
  .screen{grid-template-columns:minmax(0,1fr)}
  .detail{border-left:0;border-top:4px solid var(--ink)}
  .detail__body{max-width:none}
}
@media (max-width:640px){.chart .lbl{display:none}.chart{padding:.8rem .2rem .2rem}}

/* ---------- desk ---------- */
.desk{background:var(--desk);border-top:6px solid var(--ink);box-shadow:inset 0 14px 0 rgba(0,0,0,.14)}
.desk .lede{max-width:34rem}
.props{display:grid;grid-template-columns:repeat(12,minmax(0,1fr));gap:clamp(18px,2.4vw,30px)}
.prop{background:#fff;border:4px solid var(--ink);border-radius:4px;box-shadow:8px 8px 0 var(--ink);display:flex;flex-direction:column;min-width:0}
.prop__media{display:block;width:100%;aspect-ratio:16/10;overflow:hidden;border:0;border-bottom:4px solid var(--ink);padding:0;background:var(--ink)}
.prop__media img{width:100%;height:100%;object-fit:cover;transition:transform .2s}
button.prop__media{cursor:pointer}
button.prop__media:hover img{transform:scale(1.04)}
.prop__body{padding:.9rem 1.1rem 1.15rem;display:flex;flex-direction:column;gap:.2rem;flex:1}
.prop__key{font-size:1.05rem;color:#3f3f3f}
.prop__val{font-family:var(--display);text-transform:uppercase;font-size:clamp(1.65rem,2.5vw,2.15rem);line-height:1;letter-spacing:.01em;overflow-wrap:anywhere}
.prop__joke{font-size:1.12rem;margin-top:.25rem}
.prop .btn{align-self:flex-start;margin-top:auto}
.prop__joke + .btn{margin-top:.9rem}
.prop--bottle{grid-column:1/5;grid-row:1/3}
.prop--bottle .prop__media{aspect-ratio:auto;flex:1;min-height:340px}
.prop--bottle .prop__body{flex:none}
.prop--bottle .prop__media img{object-position:50% 45%;transform-origin:50% 90%}
.prop--bottle.is-pouring .prop__media img{animation:pour .8s cubic-bezier(.3,1.3,.5,1)}
@keyframes pour{35%{transform:rotate(-12deg) translateX(-5%) scale(1.04)}}
.cope{font-size:clamp(1.45rem,2.2vw,1.7rem);line-height:1.12;min-height:2.3em;margin-top:.35rem}
.prop--mug{grid-column:5/9;grid-row:1}
.prop--clock{grid-column:9/13;grid-row:1}
.prop--horn{grid-column:5/9;grid-row:2}
.prop--pizza{grid-column:9/13;grid-row:2}
.prop--clock.is-glitch img{animation:glitch .5s steps(2)}
@keyframes glitch{25%{filter:brightness(1.8) contrast(1.4)}50%{filter:none;transform:translateX(-3px)}75%{filter:brightness(1.6)}}
@media (max-width:1000px){
  .props{grid-template-columns:repeat(2,minmax(0,1fr))}
  .prop--bottle{grid-column:1;grid-row:1/3}
  .prop--mug{grid-column:2;grid-row:1}
  .prop--clock{grid-column:2;grid-row:2}
  .prop--horn{grid-column:1;grid-row:3}
  .prop--pizza{grid-column:2;grid-row:3}
}
@media (max-width:640px){
  .props{grid-template-columns:minmax(0,1fr)}
  .prop--bottle,.prop--mug,.prop--clock,.prop--horn,.prop--pizza{grid-column:1;grid-row:auto}
  .prop--bottle .prop__media{flex:none;aspect-ratio:4/5;min-height:0}
}

/* ---------- how to buy: comic strip ---------- */
.howto{padding-top:0}
.strip{list-style:none;margin:0;padding:0;display:grid;grid-template-columns:repeat(4,minmax(0,1fr));gap:clamp(18px,2.4vw,30px);counter-reset:panel}
.panel{position:relative;background:#fff;border:4px solid var(--ink);border-radius:4px;box-shadow:8px 8px 0 var(--ink);padding:1.4rem 1.1rem 1.2rem;display:flex;flex-direction:column;gap:.35rem}
.panel__num{position:absolute;top:-22px;left:-18px;width:52px;height:52px;border-radius:50%;background:var(--ink);color:var(--wall);font-family:var(--display);font-size:1.6rem;display:grid;place-items:center;border:4px solid var(--ink)}
.panel__art{aspect-ratio:4/3;display:grid;place-items:center;margin:.2rem 0 .6rem;background:var(--screen);border:3px solid var(--ink);border-radius:3px;overflow:hidden;position:relative}
.panel__art svg{width:78%;height:auto}
.panel__art img{width:100%;height:100%;object-fit:cover}
.panel__sticker{position:absolute;right:6%;bottom:9%;transform:rotate(-8deg);background:var(--wall);border:3px solid var(--ink);border-radius:6px;padding:.1em .45em;font-size:1.15rem;box-shadow:3px 3px 0 var(--ink)}
.panel h3{font-family:var(--display);font-weight:400;text-transform:uppercase;font-size:clamp(1.5rem,2vw,1.8rem);line-height:1;margin:0}
.panel p{font-size:1.1rem}
@media (max-width:1000px){.strip{grid-template-columns:repeat(2,minmax(0,1fr));row-gap:48px}}
@media (max-width:560px){.strip{grid-template-columns:minmax(0,1fr)}.panel__num{left:-8px}}

/* ---------- footer: 3:01 AM ---------- */
.night{background:var(--night);color:#fff;border-top:6px solid var(--ink)}
.night .section{padding-bottom:clamp(40px,5vw,64px)}
.night__top{display:grid;grid-template-columns:minmax(0,1.4fr) auto;gap:clamp(28px,5vw,64px);align-items:end}
.night__big{font-family:var(--display);text-transform:uppercase;color:var(--wall);font-size:clamp(2.8rem,7vw,6.2rem);line-height:.9;max-width:13ch;text-wrap:balance}
.led{background:#000;border:5px solid #59604A;border-radius:16px;padding:clamp(14px,2vw,22px) clamp(18px,2.6vw,30px);justify-self:end}
.led svg{display:block;height:clamp(64px,9vw,118px);width:auto}
.night__links{display:flex;flex-wrap:wrap;gap:1rem;margin:clamp(36px,5vw,56px) 0 clamp(32px,4vw,44px)}
.night .btn{box-shadow:5px 5px 0 #000}
.disclaimer{font-size:1rem;line-height:1.4;color:#D5DCC6;max-width:62ch}
.night__fine{margin-top:1.2rem;font-size:1rem;color:#AEB79A}
@media (max-width:760px){.night__top{grid-template-columns:minmax(0,1fr)}.led{justify-self:start}}

/* ---------- toast + confetti ---------- */
.toast{position:fixed;left:50%;bottom:22px;z-index:60;width:max-content;max-width:min(92vw,460px);background:#fff;border:4px solid var(--ink);border-radius:18px;box-shadow:6px 6px 0 var(--ink);padding:.75rem 1.1rem .85rem;transform:translate(-50%,calc(100% + 60px));visibility:hidden;transition:transform .3s cubic-bezier(.2,1.4,.4,1),visibility 0s linear .3s;pointer-events:none}
.toast.is-on{transform:translate(-50%,0);visibility:visible;transition:transform .3s cubic-bezier(.2,1.4,.4,1),visibility 0s}
.toast__title{font-family:var(--display);text-transform:uppercase;font-size:1.25rem;letter-spacing:.02em;line-height:1.05}
.toast__body{font-size:1.08rem;margin-top:.15rem}
@media (prefers-reduced-motion:reduce){.toast{transition:none}}
.confetti{position:fixed;inset:0;width:100%;height:100%;pointer-events:none;z-index:55}